[Read] ➵ Hosed ➱ Pippa Grant – Vejega.info

[Read] ➵ Hosed ➱ Pippa Grant – Vejega.info Co author s note, Release Day AAAHHH It s here I m SO excited for this fun, sweet, sexy hot romantic comedy to be out in the world spreading joy And terrible ideas about getting pet raccoons And awful Christmas decoration suggestions And new games for teenagers to play.Or maybe not that last one.But HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY, HOSED Co author s note, 4 days before release OMG OMG OMG It s almost here Ryan and Cassie and the Happy Cat crew and the factory and the raccoon I love the racco Co author s note, Release Day AAAHHH It s here I m SO excited for this fun, sweet, sexy hot romantic comedy to be out in the world spreading joy And terrible ideas about getting pet raccoons And awful Christmas decoration suggestions And new games for teenagers to play.Or maybe not that last one.But HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY, HOSED Co author s note, 4 days before release OMG OMG OMG It s almost here Ryan and Cassie and the Happy Cat crew and the factory and the raccoon I love the raccoon I WANT A RACCOON Co author s note, 1.5 weeks before release Listened to the audio files of Hosed, narrated by Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose, and swoon Gah, I m so excited for release day Co author s note, 4 weeks before release Heroes who know how to use their firehoses and have pet raccoons are the best kind of heroes Not that I m biased But I might be a little biased But for good reason 3.5 starsThis was funny and pretty different as characters go but i had hoped to like itThe hottie fireman has a pet raccoon which was fun and adorable and he was definitely swoon worthy Then we have the female mc who was geeky yet hilarious, for some reason these two just seem to fit together They have to face scandal and a ton of dildos You ll have to read to find out about that I struggled to rate this book because although I enjoyed it and even laugh out loud several times it fe 3.5 starsThis was funny and pretty different as characters go but i had hoped to like itThe hottie fireman has a pet raccoon which was fun and adorable and he was definitely swoon worthy Then we have the female mc who was geeky yet hilarious, for some reason these two just seem to fit together They have to face scandal and a ton of dildos You ll have to read to find out about that I struggled to rate this book because although I enjoyed it and even laugh out loud several times it felt like it was missing something Maybe you ll have better luck if you decide to read it See my notes and quote This is one of those books that you read when you want something light and funny Not a whole lot of brain or heart involved I wish it was free like some of this author s other books I might not download them in a rush to read it s not the type of writing style or book that sinks its claws into me Only intense passion, love, suspense, mystery, etc can do that to me This was not that.The story is simple small town hot firefighter meets the geeky girl he always like See my notes and quote This is one of those books that you read when you want something light and funny Not a whole lot of brain or heart involved I wish it was free like some of this author s other books I might not download them in a rush to read it s not the type of writing style or book that sinks its claws into me Only intense passion, love, suspense, mystery, etc can do that to me This was not that.The story is simple small town hot firefighter meets the geeky girl he always liked from HS, who s back in town to help run her sister s sex toy factory while said sister is escaping her messed up life somewhere else That s it folks End of plot Not a whole lot of emotional baggage for either of the MCs Their childhood issue was easily resolved.Yes, there s a little on who set the fires to the sex toy shop, and toward the end the H does something stupid, is pretty quickly forgiven, after pretty quickly groveling for forgiveness Not a whole lot of angst here, for which I am thankful I like angst when it relates to intense passion and love, etc but not for the hell of it.BTW, can I just say firefighters are HOTT Way hotter than policemen Met a few up close and personal the other week The young ones wouldn t know gentlemanly manners to save their life but they were cute in an assholish kind of way The seasoned one tho hubba hubba tanned, veins in the arms, steely gray hair bet he knew his way around the bedroom I did check out the left hand, didn t see a ring not that one would wear the ring on the job, would one That definitely helped me like this book.So the whole book is a long winded exchange of funny sound bites Like the over weight raccoon named George Cooney who likes to steal sex toys and wrap himself up in anal beads which the h mistook for Xmas lights that didn t have a plug I skipped over a lot of the sound bites, bc sometimes it got old In my view, everything is sharpened when it comes in contrasts bitter and sweet, funny and sad, love and hate When a whole book is one long string of quips and silliness, I get a silly and sugar overload headache.So, I d say 3.5 stars, rounded to 4 for the originality of the raccoon and anal beads 4 George Cooney StarsYou can t go wrong with a crazy pet raccoon, a hot fireman, a woman who manages a sex toy factory and a weirdo freak bad guy that likes sheep WAY too much I really enjoyed this faced paced, laugh out loud small town romance A great read when you need something light and a little sweet Some of the funny scenes were a little over the top and unrealistic but still had me laughing my ass off I loved George Cooney s bonus epilogue at the end 4 George Cooney StarsYou can t go wrong with a crazy pet raccoon, a hot fireman, a woman who manages a sex toy factory and a weirdo freak bad guy that likes sheep WAY too much I really enjoyed this faced paced, laugh out loud small town romance A great read when you need something light and a little sweet Some of the funny scenes were a little over the top and unrealistic but still had me laughing my ass off I loved George Cooney s bonus epilogue at the end Fun sweet light reading I like this book very much The sex toy is a fun aspect of the story The hero is such a sweet sweet man The heroine is free spirited I just wish there issteam on the steamy department George deserves a book of his own Overal this is a fun read 4 stars 3.5 George Cooney stars You know a book that starts with the sentencea small town firefighter unaware that a dildo is about to change his lifeis going to be a fun story This was a quirky story about a small town, a firefighter, a video game programmer, a sex toy factory and a pet raccoon, named George Cooney Really, the raccoon stole the show in every scene he was in I even submitted to get the bonus epilogue for a funny chapter from his point of view I don t really have much to say, th 3.5 George Cooney stars You know a book that starts with the sentencea small town firefighter unaware that a dildo is about to change his lifeis going to be a fun story This was a quirky story about a small town, a firefighter, a video game programmer, a sex toy factory and a pet raccoon, named George Cooney Really, the raccoon stole the show in every scene he was in I even submitted to get the bonus epilogue for a funny chapter from his point of view I don t really have much to say, there was no OTT drama, a bit of a mystery, small town clich s, and some romance I did enjoy the story it was a great, funny, quick read My only negative about the book was that the writing felt a bit rushed.I am very curious as to what happened between Jace Olivia so I m looking forward to reading the next book in this series What do you get when you cross a scene stealing raccoon, a hot and sexy firefighter, a geeky and smart and beautiful virgin, a sex toy factory and small town, sometimes small minded people Shenanigans, wild and crazy shenanigans.Such wild and crazy shenanigans that you find yourself grinning like a fool, laughing aloud at the outrageous of some of the hilarious situations Cassie and Ryan find themselves in Seriously, I need those rules for dildo football STAT And someone make a book with all What do you get when you cross a scene stealing raccoon, a hot and sexy firefighter, a geeky and smart and beautiful virgin, a sex toy factory and small town, sometimes small minded people Shenanigans, wild and crazy shenanigans.Such wild and crazy shenanigans that you find yourself grinning like a fool, laughing aloud at the outrageous of some of the hilarious situations Cassie and Ryan find themselves in Seriously, I need those rules for dildo football STAT And someone make a book with all the texts between Cassie and her sister ASAP Hosed is by far the funniest book I have read this year yeah, it s early, but the bar is set very high to surpass my enjoyment Missy, 5 George Cooney stars AUDIO REVIEW This is a really light, sweet, fun romance But y all George the trash panda stole the show And no I m not even kidding.Seriously, this is romantic comedy at its finest A little campy, a little zany, but with a whole lot of heart I wasn t really sure how it was going to work for me when it first started, but my heart jumped on board quickly and it swooned and fluttered over the adorableness of Cassie and Ryan s love story.And for real George was the source of a lot of laughs I was fond of him throughout the story, but he gets his own epilogue andI Died Amazing Hilarious And so strangely adorable I absolutely loved it Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose did a fantastic job with the narration A quick, easy, sweetly silly audio experience and I m on board forShelly, 4 Stars Rom com,really not my go for romance,but I enjoy Lili Vcalente and thought to give this a try.The romance was sweet,and the comedy part was ok,I did chuckle a few times.George Clooney,the pet raccoon stole the book for me.There seems to be potential for 2books about the other brothers.but as my son likes to say.We ll see.I am thinking that rom com is not my thing. The World S Sexiest Firefighter Is About To Get A Second Chance With The Virgin Next DoorHe S Bossy, Arrogant, And So Ridiculously Hot He Should Come With A Warning Label And A Pair Of Flame Retardant CoverallsHe S Also The Boy Who Broke My Heart When We Were In High SchoolI Want To Move In Next Door To Ryan O Dell The Way I Want To Be The Virgin Gamer Geek Suddenly In Charge Of Running My Sister S Sex Toy Factory Too Bad Both Are Written In My StarsYeah, I M The World S Oldest Virgin Code Writing NerdAnd He S The World S Hottest FirefighterAnd Even Though He Intimidates The Heck Out Of Me, I Can T Seem To Control My Libido When He S AroundWhere Is My Dignity My Self Respect My Panties Seriously Have You Seen Them Anyone Maybe They Re Hiding In His Bedroom With My HeartYeah, I Know I M HosedSo Hosed Hosed Is A Steamy, Fun Romantic Comedy Between A Firefighter And The Virgin Nerd Next Door, Complete With A Pet Raccoon, Scandalous Gossip, And Dildo Football No, Really This Romance Has No Cheating Or Cliffhangers, And Ends With A Banging Hot Happily Ever After Just an average day for small town firefighter Ryan O Dell and his team when they get a 911 call to douse the flames at the new sex toy factory Townspeople hold divided loyalties over if the factory is good for the economy, or if it is welcoming pervision into their town Holding down the fort is the owner s sister and she and Ryan have a history Cassie Sunderwell will never forgive her high school humilation led by Ryan A nerd and a virgin still, Cassie cannot deny that she is still attrac Just an average day for small town firefighter Ryan O Dell and his team when they get a 911 call to douse the flames at the new sex toy factory Townspeople hold divided loyalties over if the factory is good for the economy, or if it is welcoming pervision into their town Holding down the fort is the owner s sister and she and Ryan have a history Cassie Sunderwell will never forgive her high school humilation led by Ryan A nerd and a virgin still, Cassie cannot deny that she is still attracted to Ryan People in this town like to tell you who you are Makes thinking of yourself harder than it sounds This novel had plenty of hilarious moments, an interesting villian, and a charming romance Oh and George Cooney, Ryan s pet raccoon, who is quite the little charmer Would I readof the Happy Cat series If the rest are as great as this one, you better believe that I will Goodreads review 29 09 19

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